Team Forte's presentation has a big asset with Dayana in a wrap dress, who introduces the commercial. And their commercial is totally cute! I mean, both of the commercials have the lowest production value you could imagine, but that's to be expected. Conceptually, this one seems to me like a better fit. Meanwhile, Lou says that he thinks Lisa has two personalities. No shit, Sherlock. He wants to get the point across that he does not enjoy being called a fucking loser. Getting that point across will most likely involve the phrase, "110 percent," said repeatedly.
Trump meets with the Entertainment.com execs, who commend Unanimous for their team spirit and Paul Teutel Senior in particular for dying his moustache. They do ding the commercial for the "old-fashioned" reference, and for being possibly a bit too risqué and not as informative as it could be. They liked the Forte commercial's storyline, and the fact that it covered important information like cost and showed a wide variety of savings. However, the whole thing was not as fun or exciting and using only two characters in the commercial meant that it lacked zip.
In the boardroom, Diana looks unbelievable per usual, and upon Trump's needling admits that Lou was the weak player on the team. His only value was in lifting props, and on the creative end she says he was very quiet. Lisa agrees, and says that Lou brought very little to the table. She also admits that, though it's crazy, she was impressed with Dayana, who is super organized and a great project manager. Lisa throws in that Dayana might not be the most creative person, even though I think this concept was hers, but she was cool and they all had a lot of fun.
You know who didn't have fun, though? That's right, Lou. He says that if Lisa weren't such a delicate lady, he'd throw her through the wall, adding that he does not enjoy being called a fucking loser. Lisa says that Lou shouldn't bring in things external to the boardroom, and backpedals a bit when the Trumps ask if she actually told Lou that he was a fucking loser. She admits that she was angry when she learned that Dee was fired, but doesn't quite cop to whatever specifically mean things that she said. Then the two bitch at each other for a while, and it occurs to me that Lisa could actually probably throw Lou through a wall. That would be a fair fight, between those two. Lisa tells Lou to get ready for an elevator ride. And then, more bitching. Lou says that he doesn't fight with women, and Lisa points out that he just did. And then Lou goes on and on, and Lisa eventually just starts going, "Waaaah." Trump asks Team Unanimous if they heard the loser comment, and no one says that they did. And on replay, here's what happened. Lisa did not call Lou a fucking loser. She called him "fucking useless," which sounds an awful lot like "fucking loser" if you have a hearing impediment, and also is probably just as bad. As a bonus, she also called him (and Dayana, who bore equal brunt of this wrath) "brain-dead."