Now it's the musicians turn to perform. Clay says he's tired of being the runner up. Debbie Gibson and Dee Snider sing "Baby Love." Debbie is barely wearing a dress and gyrating around Dee. It's awful. Aubrey is doing "I Will Survive," and aims the "you did me wrong" line at Trump. Penn dances with her... and its like she's dancing with a yeti. Then he and Teller do their most requested bit. Dee and Debbie have a battle for popularity that starts out with her doing "Shake Your Love" and ends with them both singing "We're Not Gonna Take It." Then Clay gets teary about his charity, and starts singing "(I've Had) the Time of My Life" with the rest of his musical team. At the end Arsenio and Clay hug it out.
Thankfully there is a commercial for Magic Mike to help ease my suffering here.
Boardroom time. The finalists and their handy helpers gather around the table. Lisa says that Arsenio was a great project manager. She defends her decision to donate money to Clay's charity because he made her time on the show pleasant and helped her win money for her own charity. Arsenio says it's unorthodox, but that on a human level it's nice. Agreed. Adam is shocked to find out it was a ten thousand dollar "Claytribution." He thought it was about 70 bucks. Adam talks about how he was flattered to be on Team Arsenio, and that this show allows you the opportunity to really get to know people because of the amount of time you spend with people.
Trump asks Teresa what Arsenio's weaknesses were, and she gives her stock answer that he doesn't have any. Aubrey on the other hand doesn't care to know him as a man. Does that mean she doesn't want to sleep with him? Or that she thinks he's an ineffective project manager? Arsenio has everyone going for a second, deadpanning that she gave him a donation privately. Trump laughs it off, but Aubrey looks pissed.
Trump then talks about how Magic Johnson was happy with the exposure for his charity, and Ivanka was impressed that Arsenio made the ball throwing commercial work.
Onto Team Clay, where Trump lies that he loves Dee's song. Though Trump does seem to like the royalties. Ivanka wants to know why they picked certain songs, and Clay says he wanted songs that everyone could recognize and sing along to. Oh, Clay. I'm sure all the Claymates know all the words to your stalker anthem "Invisible." Again, Trump doesn't let Debbie talk. Does he hate her?













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