Trump: "Surya, who would you fire?"
Surya: "James."
Trump: "Because you don't like him, because he makes fun of you constantly."
Surya: "I'm that lame, yes."
Trump: "...Whatever. You're fired. I'm tired. This show is expired. Move 'em out."
TRUE OR FALSE
Q) That is exactly what happened last week, no? Like...this week it's true, and last week Trump made it up in his head and the resulting joke being on him was so intense that he nearly whipped out his penis for everybody to look at, was how not in control he was. And yet this week, every word he spoke last week is coming true. So like, my question is this: I don't want to say that Donald Trump is psychic, but...is Donald Trump psychic?
A) He's not really great at it, if so. Start with the word "California" and work your way backwards 'til you hit "Tent City."
While the boys are cooling their heels outside, Kristine tells Trump to fire all three of them. Trump laughs, but not a whole lot, because he's busy calling Bill "Wild Bill." Wild Bill? In the entire dictionary of adjectives, "wild" and "Bill Rancic" are like magnets that will never touch and only resist each other. Unless it's, like, "the wild, terrified look in Bill Rancic's eyes" or "a wildly rousing game of Boggle at Bill Rancic's house." So Wild Bill tells Trump to fire anybody but Tim, because at least Tim does things and has thoughts. I can't agree with that, even if some of his thoughts and activities give me the shivers.













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