Trump: "I wonder if that isn't because of the shuffle that some asshole ordered? Oh, that was me. I wonder if that isn't because of the awesome shuffle that made the game awesome ahead of schedule?"
Tim: "...Maybe? But there's not a timeline to sucking?"
Nicole: "Honk honk honk, nothing of value, we're so crazy and irrepressible and I can see that being hard for him, but I think it just shows that we are the kind of people who honk honk honk honk."
Kristine: "I barely know Surya and haven't worked with him in a leadership position, but I feel like my opinion that he is in the right here, based on no evidence, is pretty solid."
Surya: " I have a 5-2 record. I have a 5-2 record. I have a 5-2 record."
Trump: "But like maybe in spite of you? And not due to you?"
Surya: "I have a 5-2 record. Without me they've never won anything."
Trump: "Who's the biggest problem?"
James: "Well, like, based on what? Frank's shoes smell weird, like for example."
Surya: "PREPOSTEROUS. Can I respond ?"
Surya: "James creates a climate of ass-covering! He is a weather storm of covering ass. He takes issue with key decisions! It makes me feel like I'm doing a bad job! I prefer to feel like I'm not doing any job at all! Just making lists and diagrams that nobody will ever see or care about or understand! Lists of everything! This is not a climate where I feel like my lists of key ideas are protected from the storm of covered asses!"
James: "I give: Tim's sucky idea that the executive, you, and Bill all hated? I...hated it. Happy now?"
Surya: "You are disloyal to the billionth degree! You are ruining everything! I have a 5-2 record. I have a 5-2 record. I have a 5-2 record. I stepped up one time! These things didn't just HAPPEN, Mr. Trump. You forced me to make them happen! And then they happened in spite of me! It's no coincidence!"
Trump: "Hey, this was funny a few weeks ago when I dicked you around. Let's do this again: Surya. Do you like Kinetic or Arrow better? Who's more talented?"
Surya: "Ummmm? I got along with Kinetic for the five seconds I was involved with them, in which I did nothing and not a single conflict arose!"
Trump: "Do you like them better? Like a hundred times better?"
Surya: "My usual lack of backbone just lost its backbone. I'm jelly now."