Apprentice
Apprentice

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Chain wallets and small potatoes

Back at the L-Pal, the newly formed Magna team has nothing but excited hugs for each other. So far. Alex hugs Craig. Bren hugs Tana. Hugging, hugging, hugging! Tana gives an interview in which she says that Chris got rid of her and Craig, and now he has to deal with Stephanie and Erin, widely reputed to be "the two most obnoxious people in the suite." Out in the living room, Chris gets off to a bad start by calling out, "Come on, girls." Now remember, Chris is 22 himself. And Stephanie is 29, and Erin is 26. Even when I was 26, the first 22-year-old who called me and anyone I was with by saying, "Come on, girls" in a setting like this would leave with a broken jaw. That's unacceptable, and it's a telegraphing of exactly how he's going to act for the next hour, so don't miss it. Chris exposits that the five artists Net Worth will be working with are Barenaked Ladies, Gene Simmons, New Found Glory, Simple Plan, and Fat Joe. Aw, that started off so well with two names I had heard of, but it was all downhill from there. I am so far out of the loop, I can't even see the loop from where I am.

Chris goes out and tells John that he and "the girls" should obviously be the ones asking for things and closing deals. John tells Chris that because they're going to see guys in bands, obviously, they have to throw a lot of "chicks" at them. Chris says that indeed, he sent the team of John, Erin, and Stephanie to call on the artists. He claims that he really wanted to meet the famous people, but he and Angie headed off to work on the production side at the studio, because it was "important" that he do that. I personally suspect that Chris fears the famous. Or he's afraid that Gene Simmons will lick him on the face.

Magna. Kendra explains that the whole team went over to Fuse, where they'd be doing the segment. She says that for their artists, they got Lil Kim, Lil Jon, Moby, Eve, and Jadakiss. I have to say, Moby came as something of a surprise to me here. I don't really think of him as the Regis of music. This isn't the kind of thing I necessarily thought he would do. In fact, I'd have thought he would be busy making sarcastic remarks in interviews about people who do this. Kendra tells the group that she's going to take Tana and Craig with her to meet Lil Jon. She's going to have Alex and Bren work on "timeline." Whatever that means.

Apprentice

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