Both teams head to the boardroom, where Trump, Trump (Donald Jr.) and Trump (Ivanka) are seated. Trump, the original, asks Dennis who they've chosen as PM, and he just points to Herschel and says he's right there. Trump asks why he wanted to lead, and Herschel says it's a team, and he believes in team and leadership. He also says he wanted this, because "if you don't want the ball, don't play?" The women say they've chosen Joan. Trump reminds them that the PM gets fired a lot. They both know that. Trump asks Joan if she's made many cupcakes over the years, and tells her she's going to get a chance to do it again. She says, "We lose," and all the women laugh. He says the teams will create, bake and sell cupcakes. They'll use the kitchens and equipment at Institute of Culinary Education, and then develop a mobile sales center and travel all over the streets of New York. The team that sells the most, in terms of money, through any means, wins. Trump asks their team names, and Herschel, who chose the name KOTU says, "Ku-toe." Trump asks "What?" and a bunch of guys say it correctly: "KOTU." Trump yells for them to pronounce it. He asks what it means, and Tom tells him it's "Kings of the Universe." Trump asks if Dennis likes the name, since Dennis is laughing, and Dennis says, "I am so about it." Trump asks if everyone likes it, and Dennis points to Jesse and says he hated it. Jesse tells Trump, "It sucks." Herschel says he made the decision. And then Dice Clay freaks because Herschel touches his hand, and he thinks he was trying to hold it. Is Dice Clay for real?
Trump asks Joan what she thinks of the men's team name, and she says, "Who cares?" Trump likes that answer. She tells him their team name is "Athena," which they picked because they're all beautiful and she's goddess of beauty, wisdom and war "done intelligently." Trump likes that name. He asks Brande what she thinks of her team. Brande likes their team, thinks they're strong, and will kick some "male booty." Trump asks if there's disharmony, and that he notices disharmony on the men's team. Dice Clay says they're all just tired and hungry because of the lack of bagels. Trump asks whose fault that is, and Dice Clay tells him it's his fault. Donald Jr. ("Don") stifles laughter, and Tom looks worried. Trump is silent. Then he just moves on, saying Don will go with the women and Ivanka will go with the men, because she really understands men very well. Trump reminds them that one team will win and one of the losers will be fired. It's not fun to be the first celebrity fired, by the way. And now they can go make great cupcakes. Or not. They could choose to just beg for money, since there is no requirement of actually selling cupcakes.













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