We return to a title card saying, "It's Easier to Think Big," and for some reason I can only assume is contractual, we are forced to sit through a pitch by Trump for a new golf course he's building somewhere in New Jersey. Like I care. The only reason this footage is any fun at all is that it's very windy, and he does comment that the way the wind is whipping his hair, at least it will be obvious that it's not a toupee. I will say this, though -- the wind may reveal that that's his real hair, but it also reveals just how far back on his head that real hair actually begins when it's not all fluffy. And how far back is it? Pretty far. The fluffery ain't for nothing, y'all.
Katrina explains the task in a little more detail, including the fact that when they get a person registered for their game, the person then gets a card that's swiped when they play in the casino, so you know how much money they've spent. Bill explains that his team's game is that you spin the wheel for a chance to be entered in a drawing for a $1,000 giveaway. Troy says that at 10:00 AM, they already had a line "lit'rally" out the door for their game. Pretty good. We watch as they open the game and a guy pulls off a winning spin and drops his ticket in the drum for the drawing. Meanwhile, Katrina repeats that her team is raffling off a car rental valued at $300. Wow, that's quite an impressive snore. Amy explains that her team thought they needed "manpower" to "recruit people" to come play their game. So since they needed manpower, they got pretty models. As you do. Amy even harasses one guy herself, opening with a spiel about how they're doing a "Crossfire giveaway," and telling him only after he's started talking to her that all you get is a weekend car rental. Cheap. So very, very cheap and lame. I hate this kind of bait-and-switch. It's right up there with those official-looking mailings that are designed to make me think I'll be arrested if I don't open them, when in fact they're just trying to sell me life insurance. Over at VersaCorp, Kwame asks Bill if Protégé is giving away the car, and Bill tells him no, they're just giving away a rental. The guys both think this is a pretty stupid idea. "Aw, hell no," Kwame says with a smile. Heh. One guy walks away from the VersaCorp model while she's trying to entice him, and she does not look happy at all. No one walks away from Princess!













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