Back to Polo Town. Elizabeth has her little black baseball cap now, and with her Cap of Destiny, she is loaded for bear and has decided to start whipping some folks into shape. Specifically, she is upset with Raj and John for leaving the broken sign from last night on the lawn next to the tent where the dinner will be held. Raj and John basically blow her off, insisting that they're going to leave the bent and broken sign where it is, and then they bail out in a golf cart and race off toward the clubhouse. Hilarious Knight Rider-style music plays as Elizabeth jumps into a golf cart of her own and speeds off after them. Damn, who knew this show would ever feature a car chase? It would have been great if Elizabeth had plowed into a flower shop or barely avoided hitting a lady with a baby in a stroller. I mean, there's nothing worse than half-assed camp, so why not? Elizabeth tells us that she wasn't going to let the boys "walk all over" her, so she just followed them to Kelly's office. She winds up standing on one side of a seated and horrified Kelly while Raj and John are on the other, and she declares that she's "not interested in being nice today." Quite the contrary, she says that today, she is "Dictator Elizabeth." Wow. Dirty. I know a lot of guys who would call a 1-800 number for that. Raj goes on to point out that she can take whatever style she wants, but that he doesn't have to listen to her, to which she (rather missing the point) declares that when she asks him to do something, he shouldn't argue with her. Kelly looks up at her, somewhat baffled.
Episode Report CardMiss Alli: B | 544 USERS: C+
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