During the commercial break, they promote The Contender, which it appears is something like Extreme Makeover: Family Boxing Edition.
And when they return, they're still promoting it, and Sugar Ray Leonard is in the audience to tell us that this upcoming Mark Burnett show is totally the bomb. And it's not a reality show, as it turns out. It's a movie.
And now, the "Fights" clip. Elizabeth versus Maria! Jen C. versus Judaism! Raj versus a bagel! Jen versus Sandy! And when we return, Trump still thinks it's really funny that two chicks beat Andy in a fight! Ha ha! Women! Ha ha! Andy says that he "was just lucky to be part of the whole thing." Trump assures Andy that everyone loves him.
And now, a segment devoted to Raj, the Dog. He hits on Anna Kournikova! He gets fired! And then he stops and tries to pick up Robin. He's no Evil Dr. Will, but I maintain that he does have something of an evil thrall. ["Boo." -- Wing Chun] When we come back to the stage, Raj -- decked out this evening in a pink bow tie -- informs Trump that he did indeed have coffee with the lovely Robin. Indeed, in the audience, Robin confirms that it was coffee, while seemingly trying to make Raj admit that it was coffee. I wonder if she really had coffee with him. Because if she did...heh. Evil thrall! She does tell him that he "may need to work on [his] pickup lines." Trump tells Robin that he appreciates her, which is Trump for "You're done talking."
Regis, apropos of nothing, explains that Genworth raised $21,000 for the Alzheimer's Association and donated $250,000 more during Kelly's polo match. And then he promises us that, after the commercials, we will discuss sex.
And when we come back, Regis does indeed introduce us to the clip segment about using sex to sell. Chris sells to the gay guys! Jen and Sandy sell M&Ms! Ivana drops her skirt for $20! I have to say, that is still so horrifying. And the next time I hear her claim it was a bikini, I'm going to pop her in the jaw, because...really, really not. When the clip montage is over, Regis asks Trump if he would ever use sex to sell. Trump claims he "would never ever stoop so low." But he says it like he's kidding. And then Regis turns to Ivana, pointing out that at one time, she said she would never use sex to sell a product, and by the end of the season, she was selling peeks. Regis asks her what she was thinking. "What can I say? I'm a spontaneous person!" Ivana says, contradicting other interviews in which she has claimed that she planned the entire thing and it wasn't spontaneous at all. I wonder which one is true. It's so hard when there are a bunch of different stories. Trump asks Ivana whether she regrets doing it. She stammers. "I mean -- to be fair -- you know, I just can't change that about me, I'm going to be a spontaneous person...blah blah blah, big successes, big failures...to be fair, I was wearing a swimsuit [pop!]..." Trump, trying again to bail her out, jumps in: "Would you have done it again?" "Um, in that situation..." Trump decides that enough is enough. "You know what?" he says. "Say no. We're trying to help you. Say no." Ivana laughs and finally says, "No!" Because being known as the girl who dropped her skirt on TV is going to be hilarious in ten years, isn't it?