In the kitchen, Heidi shrugs to Katrina and Nick that she's always taken to the final table "by default." Or, you know, because of the quality of her work, but why quibble? She says that if she were the PM, she'd have to nominate herself! Rimshot! She cackles at herself. Oh, so funny. Not. Assorama says that for the good of the team (roll your eyes with me one more time, folks), she wants Heidi to go. "Besides, I'm tired of hearing her say that she'd rather sell Tampax than artwork." That comment, while typically vulgar in a very Heidi-like way I'm not crazy about, does oddly make me chuckle, in part just because I love the idea that Heidi said it to Assorama during one of her art appreciation lessons. "This is an impressionist painting." "I'd rather sell Tampax." Hee. As if that weren't enough, Assorama says that Heidi is just proving Assorama's "theory that [Heidi] is the least classiest person." But fortunately not the leastest grammatically correctest. Assorama tells Bill, "Kwame could take me, but if he doesn't, I'm going to have to...eat my brutha up." Bill laughs, which I'm sure Assorama mistakenly believes is with her rather than at her, because that's the kind of perceptive girl that she is. She interviews that Kwame will now assess everyone's role, and she hopes he doesn't choose her, because she is "ready to go into that Boardroom fighting." Or, you know, weeping uncontrollably.
Episode Report CardMiss Alli: A | 846 USERS: C+
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