Next thing you know, Assorama goes and opens the door to the Boardroom. Trump looks rather mild, but we hear him yell, "[Assorama], I didn't call for you yet!" He still looks rather mild as she comes in and starts defending herself in a pitiful whimper: "Mr. Trump, I've worked for the last two weeks -- I've been running around for a week --" Trump cuts her off and says, more bored than angry, "We all have problems." Toast again! Despite them not having been called back, Kwame and Heidi have come in behind Assorama anyway, and as they sit down, Trump's like, "Life is full of problems," and Heidi's all, "Yeah, like cancer." Assorama asks to go back outside and grab a tissue. Even funnier, Trump says, "Yeah, grab a napkin." I have no idea why he said "napkin," but it was hilarious. Hey, is your glass ready? Clink me! Whee! She goes outside and, in the lobby, checks herself in a GIGANTIC mirror that apparently lives in her purse. Who carries around a mirror like that? It's not like she's looking in a compact -- she's got a flat mirror the size of a hardcover book! In her purse! Freak. Also, while she's gone, Heidi rolls her eyes, and Trump shoots her this look like, "Yeah, no shit." Clink!
Assorama checks her makeup some more, dabs herself, and returns to the Boardroom. Trump gets everyone seated. Trump asks Kwame what he wants to say. Kwame repeats that going with Meghan was a risk that didn't pay off, and he quite correctly says that if it had paid off, he'd look like a genius. Trump turns to Assorama. She snivels that she worked so hard yesterday, and she was the shining star, and she did all this stuff. Trump asks if she thinks that criticizing her for taking lunch was unfair, and she says yes, as he agrees with her that people do take time for lunch. But after all, he goes on to say, in this situation, they had a very limited timeline to work with. Heidi points out that her concern was that if you stop for a sit-down lunch on a busy day, it could take a very long time. Assorama says that if Heidi had "explained it that eloquently" at the time, there would have been no fight. Oh, WHAT a load of crap.
And now we move toward truly classic TV as Assorama sadly complains, in this very sad and very serious voice, that Heidi likes to "drop the f-bomb." Heidi looks at the ceiling and smiles, saying, "You gotta be kidding me." Trump asks Assorama, "The what-bomb?" "The f-bomb," Heidi says with exasperation. "What is the f-bomb?" Trump asks. "She curses," Assorama says self-importantly. We cut to Carolyn, who is sitting there kind of keeping it together, but who suddenly just busts out with the funniest and most endearing laugh, like she cannot believe they are arguing over the f-bomb. Clink! "That's excuses," Heidi says dismissively, and correctly, again. Asked if she thinks Assorama did a good job, Heidi says she did "okay." George asks her if "okay" means good or not good, and Heidi says it means "not good." Asked how she thinks Heidi did, Assorama says that she didn't think Heidi contributed anything. As these two great minds have apparently reached an impasse, Trump finally says "it's time."