As Amy hits the taxi, she says that she views the show as "a thirteen-week accelerated MBA." Oh, you do, do you? I'm not sure wiggling your ass in front of Planet Hollywood and hustling guys on the sidewalk for lemonade is in any MBA program I've ever heard of, but...everyone has her own definition of smarts, I suppose. Amy talks about how much she's learned, saying how she's discovered that she can accomplish anything she sets her mind to. I know it makes me kind of a horrible person, but I'm always struck by people who say that losing taught them that they can do anything. Because that seems incongruous to me. It's a good lesson, but it seems to me that you should claim to learn it at a moment of triumph, not a moment of slinking off to The Island of Misfit Apprentices.