Back at the clubhouse, Bill tells Lesley that Trump is on his way back from his round. When Trump returns, Bill asks him how the golf went, and Trump says it went well. "Eighteen under," he says of his group. "I can't see losing." Bill smiles and says that he likes that attitude. Bill interviews that Trump's foursome won the tournament. Wow, there's a shocker. Quite a remarkable coincidence. Bill also says that Trump seemed impressed with the seamlessness of the proceedings. He says that he himself was also pleased, as things were "relatively flawless." Hee. I wonder what "relatively flawless" means. He gives a little thanks-everybody speech at the end of the tournament in which he, well, thanks everybody, and also takes the opportunity to pimp the charity. Trump steps up and adds his comments, and publicly congratulates Bill on a great job. "I don't know if you're going to win or not," he says, "but congratulations on doing a good job."
For one of a very few times during this task, we see Nick, who is carrying a couple of golf bags. He interviews that Bill is performing like 1968 Namath -- "Bill's the man for the job, and he's just doing a wonderful job." Thanks, Nick. Crawl back in your hole now, where you apparently spent this entire task. And also, wipe that look off your face. What look, you ask? Well, pretty much any look you have on your face at any time deserves to be wiped off. Trump stops to talk to Katrina and Amy, who are eating something or other and are probably mortified to be caught doing so. Trump pauses as he steps in his limousine to inform us that he had a great day and a great round of golf, and now he's heading for Atlantic City to see how Kwame is doing. The Trumpicopter takes off, and we slide away from Briarcliff.
And then we are back in Atlantic City, where Kwame leaves the Purple Office, saying that he's meeting Trump on the helipad, and wants to have a briefing ready for him to reassure him that they're doing everything. When the helicopter lands, Kwame is indeed right there waiting to meet Trump. Melania exits the helicopter behind Trump, but no one pays any attention to her, because she has her coat on so you can't see her boobs. Kwame limits his attention to Donald, and he runs down the facts: Jessica arrived safely (eventually), they had the breakfast that morning (well, kind of), and the meet and greet is now in progress (uh, pretty much). Trump asks where all the VIPs are now, and Kwame says they're in Diamond Ballroom A.













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