At any rate, Boyfriend Bill shows off the sign for the Marquis Jet guys, and interviews about the miracle of finding the sign when there were probably thirty seconds before the guys figured out that something was amiss. Heh.

Taj Mahal, morning. Kwame and Troy are waiting for a meeting with two representatives of Operation Smile, which is a very nice charity, but quite honestly has one of those names that makes you want to punch someone. It's not that the name isn't relevant to the charity, either -- it's a charity for kids with cleft palates, and it provides them with the opportunity to have life-changing surgery. Get it? Smile? So...yes, I'm a very bad person, and yay, life-changing surgery, and yay for good charities, but...I still kind of want to punch someone. Not a needy child or anything, you know. Just someone. Troy and Kwame sit in on a meeting in which the charity provides a lot of information about their work, much of which is probably not completely necessary given the incredibly short timeline and the fact that they are more Jessica-wranglers than promoters of the charity, since the tickets that will benefit the charity have presumably already been sold. There's probably no tactful way to say, however, "I don't really care about your good works, because I have to make sure Jessica Simpson isn't upstairs inadvertently spraying her hair with Raid or something." Kwame tells us that he got up at 6:30 after going to bed at 2:00, so he's not running on very much sleep.