Nicole screams her stupid ass off about "now we know what we're fighting for," and I swear everything she says in that yard sounds like one of those movies like the Goonies where everybody throws a fist in the air and goes "YEAH!" and it's always fake and stupid. Aaron and Tim, predictably and enjoyably, immediately strip off and jump in the pool, the best idea they've had thus far, and Nicole continues to scream and scream and scream and beg for attention with all her might. Frank tries to throw Stefani in the pool -- this is what they are like, okay -- and she's giving him all the signals to cut it out, but it's Frank. He's excited and confused. Nicole: "Wow! We deserved this!"
Derek and Aimee discuss how filthy and gross Arrow are, and discuss tossing their nasty ruined campsite shit over the fence into the yard. Love that. Muna destroys two hundred years of suffrage by cleaning up the campsite all -- apparently -- on her own, in like a mammy kerchief, while tossing voodoo curses under her breath and generally doing the whole Clara's Heart cluck-cluck about it. And I know this wasn't her intention and I fully would have joined in, because you can't live like that, but it's pretty gross to watch this show do this for such a long stretch. Somebody -- Jenn? -- points out that she's really "making Jamaica proud" and Muna scoffs, making this part a bit more acceptable: "They're poor but they're clean! Please!" I do adore Muna. She interviews that this shit is going to be hella-temporary, and I hope she's right, and onscreen she cleans and hisses: "Disgusting!" She's not getting the most respect-me edit I've ever seen, but I sure do like her personality. She's like the only person we've seen to have one on this show, so far, which is stronger than the Calpurnia vibe the show's trying to shove off on her, so now even the show is right by being wrong.













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