Athena realizes how late it's getting, so they all get into the maid's uniforms to go clean the rooms. Brande interviews she's been in a French maid's outfit before, but it involved stockings and was shorter. She laughs that this one wasn't that sexy. The women find the rooms, which are disgusting. Melissa says the one she's in was "too disgusting," and it's not fair to make her do it. Natalie interviews that Khloe had to leave for a prior commitment, and it was tough not having her there. The women are all disgusted, and Brande picks up hairs, apparently one at a time, and then tells us that's the most disgusting part is hair, because "You don't know where it comes from." Well, if it's long, it's from their head, and if it's not, you don't touch it. Actually, on second, though, you don't touch it. You use a tissue or something to pick up a bunch of hairs at once, but who picks up one hair at a time and carries it to the trash? Only someone who's never cleaned before. Annie finds a stain on the carpet. She's in the disgusting room with Melissa. Annie's scrubbing the carpet, which makes me want to like her. Annie explains how hard getting a hotel room ready is, and then says she's leaving $100 in every hotel room she stays at, because this sucks.
Jesse and Herschel are cleaning the rooms, which is hard work and makes them sweat. Herschel says it would be nice to have more people help, but he and Jesse work well together. They scrub the bathroom and make the bed. Jesse comes out of the bathroom and tells Herschel he "de-pubed the toilet." He explains that when you check in to a nice hotel, "you want to think your pubes are the only ones that are going to hit the seat." He laughs. It's very cute.
Athena's still cleaning and trying to get amenities to the rooms, and Brande explains that it's down the wire. Tionne says that Natalie came through with nice gift baskets. She used her golf celebrity to come through for that. Joan likes the baskets so much, she says she's checking in. At KOTU, Brian tells Dennis to get dressed. Brian's trying to get the Carnegie Deli cookies in the gift baskets. Dennis asks Brian to tie his tie, then he takes the cookies Brian was working on and dumps them all back into the box. He says he's going to take them to the chef and ask him to make them look nice. Brian says Dennis just took everything and flushed it down the toilet, with five minutes until check-in time. Brian's totally at a loss.