Another little person actor shows up at KOTU. Joan thanks God. Khloe explains that they did hire a little person to be "the masturbator" in their video. Clint tells the actor he'll be shot in a bedroom scene in boxer shorts, if that's okay. The guy's all, "Naked, whatever." Clint tells him they won't go that far. Joan's totally jumped in and is helping out, coaching the actor to act sexy. But the guy just gives a total basic line reading of, "Hey sweetie. You wanna do the dirty laundry with me tonight?" I think it would be difficult to not make that sound like innuendo, but somehow this guy has figured out the way. They do take after take. Clint asks for a "knowing smile," but the guy just does this big cheesy smile. It's a total failure. Joan explains that the actor was not tremendously good, and was very nervous, because Clint's idea is terrible. In the hall, Natalie and Khloe are trying to decide what Plan B will be. They would totally mud wrestle at this point. Natalie's telling Clint they can't use this actor, and Clint agrees, so they let him go. They let the guy go, and it's sort of sad, but it totally had to happen.
Trump's giving us a lesson on going with our gut, and updating us on what's happening in the episode: viral videos. Let's see what happens. Yes, let's.
Athena: Annie calls, and will only talk to Melissa. Annie wants lots of bottles of All in the Laundromat scene. Melissa's like, "Duh!" So then Annie changes her point and says that on viral videos, making something obviously a commercial makes it less viral. Melissa puts her head in her hand and then interviews that she was glad Annie left because Annie tries to be the leader even when she's not. Annie's talking non-stop into the phone and won't listen to Melissa respond. It's even annoying just for me. Melissa pretends, very diplomatically, that Annie's right, so Annie hangs up and tells Tionne, "Good. Stopped that from happening." Wow.
Melissa, Brande, Jesse and the actors arrive at the Laundromat to figure out how they will do the video. Jesse explains that he thinks they all had fun, and then we get shots of him wrestling with them. He says he treats them like any of his friends and then interviews, "They're exactly the same as any one of us, they're just..." -- he puts his hand down out of camera range -- "...that big." Melissa loves the wrestling stuff.
At KOTU, Natalie suggests that a male model could save the day. She interviews that they had issues with their "small individual," and had to let him go. She, Khloe, and Joan want a team meeting to figure out what to do. Clint says they can get him doing it as backup, in case their next little person doesn't arrive. So we see clips of Clint acting out the scene, while all of the ladies seethe and hate it. Joan says Clint is kind of small, but the little person thing is gone. Khloe has no idea what the method is to Clint's madness. She doesn't get what any of it has to do with laundry. She finds it to be embarrassing. Clint's talking to the director, when Joan starts screaming and asking what they're doing. He asks her to settle down, and to wait one second. Joan wants him to discuss, not explain, because they haven't okayed anything here. She asks what he's planning to do? Clint interviews that Joan was very resistant to his leadership all day. He says it's insubordinate, which he believes is cause for immediate termination. She yells, and he doesn't respond, so she says he's being superior, and she can match him in superiority. Okay, did I like Joan earlier? That's fading fast. Joan takes off her earrings and tries to sell them. Clint says the plan is to have him and one of the women do it, but none of the women want to be in lingerie. Joan says she's not putting her name on this.