Apprentice

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DeAnn Welker: B | 833 USERS: C+
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Brande and Jesse are in the van, as she's telling him that it seems like he's "being relied on a lot for a lot of stuff." He says it's okay, because it makes the day go by fast. Okay, maybe they should have sent one of the uptight people with one of the easygoing people instead of putting the two laid-back ones together. I swear I would fall asleep in a van with this much calm. Then Jesse's stomach starts hurting, and his head hurts, and he's getting a fever. He jumps out of the van and vomits in an outhouse. The best part is that he describes his stomach as "no bueno." I know he probably isn't referring to Amanda from Big Brother 9, but I cannot hear that without thinking of her (thank you, Big Brother, for ruining my life).

Post-vomit, Brande and Jesse meet with the construction guys, who tell them they're running out of time but can do whatever. Jesse feels like crap and has to use the bathroom again. He tells us that he gets sort of pissed when people who work for him are sick, he guesses because he's selfish and self-centered. So he feels there's no excuse for him unless he's dying. He drinks Pepto Bismol. Brande's acting like a child, asking questions about their equipment and how to plug things in. She says Jesse being sick isn't hurting anything, and she's having fun and learning a lot. She's just like one of the guys, except with bigger boobs and higher heels. She tells the guys she's really good at screwing nails in (don't you screw... uh, screws and hammer nails?). Then she adds, in a dopey voice, "Not that I mind using my brain, of course." She just can't use it when talking about screwing and nailing.

Natalie and Joan run to get some supplies while Herschel and Clint are in Brooklyn. While they walk, Joan tells Natalie that their current display doesn't catch a woman's eye, so they should use Herschel in it. She then interviews about how very naïve Natalie is. She sometimes wonders what rock Natalie crawled out from under, but at least she was smart enough to sit back and let other people (read: Joan) take over. She says Clint would never do that. Natalie decides they should use their celebrity, so they call to tell Clint and Herschel. Joan makes the call, and talks to Clint. She tells him that everything stays as it is, but they're adding their four faces peeping around from behind the safe. Clint's concern is the time crunch for the construction guys. They say it's fine; it can be done from back at KOTU headquarters.

Apprentice

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