The Donald wants to know what Annie thinks about her teammate defending the opposing team's project manager. Joan says she doesn't care what Annie thinks. Donald does. So Joan maturely decides to stick her fingers in her ears. My 3-year-old has better manners. Annie says that it was disrespectful to Ivanka to run their auction like they did. Joan pulls her fingers out of her ears and starts yelling that it is lies. All lies! Guess her noise-reducing fingers were fallible. Annie looks shocked. Joan says that she was two-faced and talked shit about Brande. Annie looks at Brande and asks if they talked about it. They did. As it turns out. Annie explains herself and what she said in the boardroom, Melissa takes credit for it, then Joan goes on about Einstein (who is probably rolling in his grave hearing these women drag his name into this muck) and how Annie is all about looking out for number one (which I maintain is the entire purpose of this game).
It is not a good sign when Bud Light Lime is looking good to me. Annie tries to let Joan talk, then defends her poker-playing and notes that the personal attacks are sad. Joan says that Annie is only nice when she gets to the boardroom. Donald says indeed Annie does seem nice and was downright charming at the auction. Joan says that Hitler was also a nice guy. He's probably also offended at having HIS name used for comparison on this show. Piers says that Joan's comments make the bickering last season between him and Omarosa seem downright tame. Annie says she can't be that horrible if people decided to get on a plane to donate money. Herschel says that everyone he called gave cash, too. Annie insists she was only digging at Joan, not Herschel. Joan then brings up Annie's phone tirade to the guy who sold her out to help Natalie. Natalie says that she reached out to Phil Hellmuth, who Annie says is awesome in No Limit, Hold 'Em... all those years of watching World Series of Poker late at night have paid off and I actually know what she's talking about. Natalie claims she has no idea how Annie found out. Annie says that Phil called her. Piers doesn't understand why they'd tell a story that was self-defeating, since Annie won when she put a stop to it. Joan says that Annie screamed at someone and that was mean. Donald doesn't think that Annie looks like a screamer, and Melissa basically rolls her eyes. Donald again is confused at why Melissa is selling out her teammate to help her mother. Melissa says that she's not defending her mother per se, she's just being honest (she calls herself the "fact police," which is idiotic), and Annie did make a very angry phone call. Piers doesn't understand why she's sucking up to her mother. Joan tries to defend Melissa, but Melissa says she can take care of herself... interesting. Donald wants to know if Melissa thinks Annie is a bad person, after about ten minutes she says no, but that she is different from the calm person she presents in the boardroom. Ivanka asks Jesse a question about Joan and Melissa being on opposing teams, and he says this entire thing was like going to a bad family reunion.