Apprentice
Apprentice

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Lesson Three: Holidays Are For The Lazy

Andrea explains that you first need a big idea, then you think of all the tasks that contribute to the big idea, and then you carry them out. I love her because she lays it out for you in a way that is deceptively simple, yet people tend to forget once they're in the shit. "Brent will never be fired, and here's why." "Big overarching idea, chopped down to bite size, and then accomplished." Her yoga brain works nicely, although I guess the price to being so level-headed most of the time is that you occasionally shit yourself and run around screaming like that chick from Boy Meets Boy. Trade-off. Plan B, perhaps. Carolyn's hair looks like carpet. Brent starts with the massage crap again for the millionth time, because...I don't even know why he is like that. I have no idea where the non-stop massage thing comes from. I have theories, but I think they say more about me than they do about him. I wish he would be eaten by a shark. Andrea's like, this is a corporate field party, dude, and that is way too personal for the event. Again, we see Brent unable to deal with the concept of a thing. Like, he can't even read the room when the room is hypothetical. Allie goes, "We're not getting them naked." Andrea then handles him quite nicely, looking him in the eyes so he knows that she's acknowledging him, and says, "We're not doing that, okay?" She interviews, over shots of her giving him crap busywork, that her plan as PM is to make him "feel as if he was part of the team," but that "when he screwed it up," it would not affect the team. She's a contender, dude.

Apprentice

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