Back to the task at hand, Don Jr. explains that the audience will vote to determine the winner. The PMs are decided quickly and easily: Penn Jillette for Unanimous and Lisa for Forte. Trump doesn't let the moment pass without telling former Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza that her team could win the task by riding nude through the ring à la Lady Godiva. Lisa quips, "I will threaten to ride nude! It'll work!" In an interview, she snarks about Trump being a perv and Dayana being a doe-eyed innocent. Before the teams break, Trump explains that Adam can't participate in the task because he has a hosting gig. It actually helps the ladies by evening things out, though he does not mention that. He does says that the winning team will get $40,000 for the charity of its PM.

Forte. The ladies split up into two vans and caucus over conference call. Things immediately get sticky when Lisa thinks Debbie Gibson's go-getter spirit is her interrupting. She lays down the law that no one can cut her off. So Debbie apologizes -- by interrupting her. Oof! They are literally about five minutes into the task, and already Lisa is rubbing people the wrong way. Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice, however, digs Lisa's Real Housewives of Camelot. That wacky idea steers things back to smoother waters, especially when Lisa volunteers to dress up as Trump, a.k.a. the "Knight" they're all fighting over. Lisa issues her rallying cry: "We'll kick those freakin' firebreathing assholes in the guts!" And break!

Both teams meet with Medieval Times' Creative Director, who tells them they'll have all the help they need choreographing and organizing their presentation. The keys to their shows' success will be action and excitement. Dayana notes that the show must also be family-oriented, and Lisa takes it as a personal challenge because she's famed for vulgarity in her act. As the ladies clarify their "Unreal Housewives of Camelot" concept, Debbie dubiously notes that Aubrey O'Day has appointed herself Lisa's second-in-command. Aubrey wants to go with Trump's naked-Dayana idea, only Dayana will have on a nude bodysuit, so it's not totally X-rated. Dayana is clearly uncomfortable with the idea, but she agrees to do it because that's what her PM wants. Tia also gets a sexpot role, while Lisa thinks Victoria will be well-suited as Creative Director because she's a hard-ass and will be able to deal with the (ahem, union) tech guys. Though she packages it as "the most important role on the task," Victoria feels like she's left out because she doesn't get to dress up like a pretty, pretty princess.