Trump tells Arrow their reward: a helicopter ride over L.A. That's awesome. I would actually love that. Is this the first reward this season that's been good? I feel like a couple other ones were pretty good but all I can remember right now is golf and that tacky dinner on the beach. Back in the yard, Nicole's sad and points out the hilarity that I hadn't even noticed: she got sent out to the yard last night, and then her team won again, so thanks to James, she gets nothing, and they get everything. It's not that hilarious, it's sad, but at least you know she'll weather the yard better than her new teammates. She talks about "sitting there in so much shock she could barely talk" as her horrible idea and whining teammates went down for the eighteenth week in a row. She crawls into a tent bed, a giant "N" embroidered across her ass. Sigh. She starts talking about -- now that Trump's put the idea in her head -- how suddenly hurt she is that Tim didn't stand up for her when she got sent over. It apparently "hurt more than anything has hurt in the entire process" of being on this shitty show. (If you're keeping score, that means she is no longer hurting about being sent over there in the first place, since that Greatest Hurt Ever has now been eclipsed.) What hurts me more than anything is the giant "N" on her stupid tacky ass. She talks at length about how she "loved" Arrow and feels betrayed.
MULTIPLE CHOICE: Arrow Apocalypse!
1. What the fuck was James supposed to do?
A. Send Tim? No, because she'd be twice the bitch she's being about it.
B. Send Frank? No, and he explained admirably well why that is.
C. Send Stefani? No, see B.
D. Send Tim? No, because Tim's the only creative one in the bunch; everybody else is either "useful" (Frank and Stef) or "unclassifiable" (James and Nicole) -- and only one of those two is PM right now.
E. Exactly what he did.
2. What the fuck was Tim supposed to do?
A. Throw a big stupid hissy fit at the time? Like Nicole?
B. Throw a big stupid hissy fit during the task? For no reason?
C. Throw a big stupid hissy fit in front of Donald Trump? And get cobra'd?
D. Join Kinetic of his own accord? Like a maroon?
E. Exactly what he did? Minus the drunk bitching and pathetic groveling he's about to do.
3. What should Nicole be doing right the fuck now?