Nicole: "My ideas were awesome, I was able to say exactly what the other team was going to do, and I have boundless energy. I'm like a psychic Chihuahua."
Angela: "The problem was that we had to chase customers, while James just had to sit there."
Trump: "But isn't that how rollerskates work? Or, you know, tables? Isn't their function implied in their use?"
Angela: "She's simply too powerful. When that voice gets going, you would do anything to stop it. Anything. Put on short shorts and a bulletproof TV vest from the future and start rollerblading, whine to Ivanka about the concept of 'selling things' and how it's harmful to children and other living things... "
Nicole: "Well, exactly. James, I'm a kick-ass salesperson, right? Mostly due to my charm, but also due to my incredibly painful voice which controls people's minds?"
Angela: "James, if she's so awesome and has magic powers, why send her to us?"
James: "Because our team dynamic... um, hang on. I memorized this earlier. There are three other people... We have four people and three of them are so strong... Whoa, that didn't come out right."
Trump: "Better than Nicole?"
James: "... Yeah, fuck it. Too hard to explain one more time."
Nicole: "If only I hadn't questioned him about it for a thousand years, refusing to hear what he was saying, he might have the energy to explain it just one more time right now! What have I done?!"

Trump: "Nicole, do you think Tim is in love with you?"
Nicole: "Mr. Trump! God!"
Jacob: "Seriously, Donald. Give it a rest already. Poor girl. This isn't her entire personality."
Nicole: "Don't speak so fast, Jacob! I love talking about Tim, don't get me wrong!"
Trump: "So you're saying you wanna talk about Tim?"
Nicole: "Even before I started begging you to, I knew you were going to do this to me!"
Ivanka: "Think about how I feel. 'Getting married any time soon?' 'What about that nice Hilton cousin, he loves you!' 'You have to grow your hair out and wear a dress to be on the show.' 'Because ladies don't play professional golf. Only women Trump thinks of as men can play professional golf.' It's a fucking nightmare. He only sees you five minutes every task, girlfriend."