Trump: "That Tim, he's smart and he's smitten. So why didn't he stop James from making the correct managerial choice?"
Nicole's face: [So sad.]
Trump: "OMG this is hilarious. You totally think I know what I'm talking about. Let's see...I don't think you can be with somebody and not defend her. I think he hates you. Or does he love you?"
Nicole: "We've known each other for five minutes. I think that's clear."
Trump: "Okay, well, if he'd stupidly and pointlessly fought for you I would have made fun of him, but since he didn't I can totally be all like, 'he's a dick.' So if you don't start secret cutting about it right this second, I say keep him hanging. Make him suffer! Make him cry! He deserves it! He showed 'disloyalty' in a way only you and I understand! And five minutes from now I might just disavow agreeing with you about that too! It's awesome not knowing what you're talking about!"
Nicole: "Totally!"
Trump: "Nicole, how was Angela as leader?"
Nicole: "Mr. Trump, if you were asking about Surya I would say that he micromanaged, because that's what the men told me to say. But on this new team, I only have my personal grudges to go on. And the fact is, Angela came after me vaguely a second ago. So my answer is that we had no leadership at all."
Angela: "Um, okay, except that the problem wasn't me telling you what to do, the problem was me doing what you told me to do. As a Project Manager. So see..."
Ivanka: "The thing is that the kiosk and everything gave the task and franchise and theme park a desperately needed sense of legitimacy? Whereas cute girls in short shorts is great, who doesn't love that, but you needed to be Kinetic on this task, and you went totally Arrow."
James: "Exactly. We're trash, and you should have known that. And knowing that, you should have done exactly what we did. Also, you aren't scary slimy salespeople and didn't creep anybody out."
Jacob: "...True. Angela, please stop making me side with creepy James."
Angela: "I cannot! I was from the Olympics one time!"
Trump: "Yeah, Angela, about that. Ivanka tells me you pissed your pants about the sales tactics. Was that like a joke or something?"
Angela: "Totally wasn't. This is how weak my position is, and the fact that I knew we'd lost so early on is why I whined to your daughter in the first place."
James: "So basically now instead of sorcery, you missed out by $7K because Tim is mean?"
Angela: "Kind of, yeah."
James: "So I'm an idiot? Then why did you lose?"
Angela: "No, no! You were great! You did exactly what we should have done! But for some reason that I cannot articulate, we didn't do that!"
Trump: "You know what I commend is, I commend how he spanked you. There's nothing immoral about winning. The fact that you won makes you moral people, James. Money is even better a measure of personal worth than doing the right thing, or -- Nicole -- being a victim of forces."
Lots And Lots Of Americans With Too Much Money: "WHEW!"













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