Trump: "How do I fire an Olympian? Let's watch."
Angela: "Let's not!"
That's literally all she says.
Trump: "Even though every time this season there's been a consensus I have gone along with it, I need you to understand my dick still works."
Angela: "That matters to me less than literally...um, you're the boss, dude."
Ivanka: "More importantly, sack up. Can you make a stronger case for yourself? Or any case for yourself at all? Pretend you're sitting across from counsel, and this is what you got?"
Trump: "On an irrelevant note, I want to keep you, as a great American, which I am."
Jacob: "Only the best."
Angela: "That is literally as weak as my case is, actually."
Trump: "Yet I also need you to make a better case for yourself, now that my beautiful and brilliant daughter has pointed that out."
Angela: "That's where we part company."
Angela: "We work flawlessly together, except for how we keep losing, and we agreed on the concept, which was awful. But at least the whole group agreed!"
Trump: "This is literally the most caring and considerate I've ever been in my life. Please God tell me you've got something in your pocket."
Angela: "I cannot."
Trump: "Pretend that those $7000 are points in a hockey game against the destroyed Soviet Socialist Republics."
Angela: "That makes no sense."
Trump: "What year is it right now, in women's hockey?"
Angela: "It's 2007, Mr. Trump."
Trump: "I had no idea. So anyway, pretend you're playing hockey against Russia..."













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