Grauman's Theatre: Trump's limo pulls up with majestic music, tourists take pictures of him and Ivanka, which makes me sad about America five different ways. Ivanka's somehow wearing a sheath dress and a sailor suit, both at once. She's like the living embodiment of Billy Budd. Down in the seats, Trump welcomes the teams to "week" "ten," and they nod and nod and nod. James will stay Arrow PM, Angela -- we'll see -- becomes Kinetic PM. I hope she does well, but I doubt it: in James's ugly little classification, she's more of a useful Morlock than even Stefani is. "I see you've chosen Nicole... or given up Nicole. Which is it?" What it was, James sleazes, was a "tough decision," because the team wanted to stay together, but "at the end of the day," he sent Nicole. It was nothing personal.
What Trump Says: "Nicole, did you wanna go?"
What Trump Means: "Your answer means nothing to me."
What Nicole Hears: "Nicole, has anyone ever been mean to you in any way? I only ask because pity is just the same thing as respect, as you've always believed."
What Nicole Says: "Yes! I didn't want to leave! My boyfriend! Boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend, I have a boyfriend! We're split apart like Romeo and Juliet! It's so sad! Feeling sorry for me is the same thing as thinking I'm a good person! This is good TV!"
What Trump Says: "So, they must hate you and think you're the weak link?"
What Trump Means: "So, they must hate you and think you're the weak link?"
What Nicole Hears: "So, they must hate you and think you're the weak link?"
Nicole: "That's what I thought too. We are both retarded the same way."
Trump: "So, Tim, how'd you feel about losing Nicole?"
Tim: "I feel... like she's sitting right over there?"