Aaron says on the phone that they are going with "Perrier and popcorn," which is somehow hilarious, and meanwhile Kinetic is being boring and luxurious. Marisa assumes this totally bizarre, hilarious voice, like she's doing her own impression of Shamu as a cartoon maÃ®tre d'hÃ´tel: "How...are the mojitos?" Everybody laughs hysterically, in several discontiguous edits, and they get massages and Heidi continues to look hot and it seems like every single female member of Kinetic has about six tattoos on her legs for some reason, and Marisa interviews -- as we watch them sleeping by the pool -- about how this time off is not going to slow them down, because they're feeling very strong and positive. I think the show's trying to set up some kind of thing later where Michelle should let the team sleep, but it also makes her team look like dickless freaks, so I don't know. Mixed narrative messages.
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: B | 568 USERS: C+
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