Nicole is wearing her tuxedo, welcoming people, while Michelle acts weird some more. As expected, Nicole looks like she works at a movie theatre. Michelle interviews her hope that once the tour starts and the four of them "get their magic going," they will somehow rock out. "It's going to come down to what we do on this bus ride that will make the difference," she foreshadows; cut to Michelle talking totally whack as the tour begins: "We're so happy to have you on our bus today! As you probably know our theme for the day is, a day in the life of the rich and famous! I wanted to take an opportunity to explain how we feel this. This means to us, this theme, so through the eyes of the rich and famous the -- uh, the elements of being in the caliber of the rich and famous." There's a girl looking disbelieving and confused about this bizarre word salad. "So, that having been said... " Nicole, and I'll give her this, gives a funny little interview: "When Michelle was on the mic, she was making absolutely no sense. Maybe she needed sleep more than the rest of us?" Seriously. "And Tim here will be giving you the facts of many of the sites," Michelle says crazily.

Tim's mic goes wild and starts squealing, causing most of the eardrums to immediately burst; most people are glad because they don't have to try and decipher Michelle's crazy talk anymore. "It was the mic situation," he says in interview, looking entirely too hot, "that caused me to feel dread and true misery." The microphone screams some more and it sounds like Nicole. "And we had an hour and 28 minutes to go." Everybody hurts from the screeching. As they pass the Chateau Marmont, which Tim pronounces really weirdly, he goes on a trippy little Michelle journey of his own. "This is the location where the legendary John Belushi passed away after ingesting a speedball full of drugs and overdosed." Cut to sixteen little kids on the bus, staring; one beautiful mom's eyes bug out. In interview, he blushes -- and this is either really funny, or super fucking canny to where he's like a terrifying Dr. Will of a player -- and admits he probably should have left the Belushi trivia out, or at least the heroin part. "Dad, what's a speedball?" he laughs. I can't tell if he's doing it on purpose and lying in the post interview or what, and it's driving me nuts. The mic continues to scream.