Kinetic's hanging poolside, Surya and everybody looking so super-cute in their lush robes. Heidi sits by the pool in a bathing suit, looking...maybe hotter than anything in the entire universe. The sun is like, "Damn, lady, give me a sec to prepare." I mean it, she's wicked distracting. It's like looking into the purple glow of a tanning bed while angelic choirs sing. Derek does his Shamu impression: beaching himself up out of the pool and onto his stomach at the edge. It's cute, everybody laughs, Angela and Aimee love it. Later, they toast with their morning bellinis and eat delicious breakfast in their robes. Kristine's ongoing skin issue is very scary as she interviews her complete disinterest in whatever horrible BS Arrow is up to. The filming cycle on this show is so short, I wonder if her face is going to clear up before we're done watching this season; I hope so, she's just gorgeous, and her makeup skills take care of most of it, but with all the princess pampering, she's not spending a whole lot of time in makeup. She's the kind of cute that you pretty much overlook it, though. Jenn wonders at the breakfast table what Arrow's doing, and Muna laughs that whatever it is, it's not having breakfast in robes at a lovely hotel. Then they all run off to get massages.
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: B | 572 USERS: C+
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