Apprentice
Apprentice

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Jacob Clifton: B- | 667 USERS: B-
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Lesson Four: Strap It Back

In the Rush Chair Bedroom Of Destruction, Toral's like, "I respect that you guys have not seen me 'step up,' as you call it [which, good one, okay, that was awesome], on all of these tasks and if that's something I have to do in the future, I will." Marshawn and Kristi look worried during this little self-exculpating exercise, but I just scream. THE FUTURE IS NOW, YOU GIANT ASSHOLE. I think Rebecca's basically thinking the same thing. Kristi unspools now, because it's clear Toral's not really getting it, the hate, and this is what she totally screams: "Now I'm expecting double, because you owe it to [Rebecca] big-time, because she stood up for you -- [for how] strong and how loyal she is to you, you owe her to bust your butt, because if we end up in the Boardroom and you're still half-assing it, I'll be pissed!" God bless Kristi sometimes, you guys. I don't think I really love her as an employee, although I like her as a PM, but I think mostly that we would get along, due to stuff like this, and that's why I'm so lenient with her bullshit. Toral laughs at this speech early on, and Alla looks worried and grossed out, and Toral moves on to creepy smirking, then shakes her head like it's a shame she's going to be expected to do something. Someday. In the future. THE FUTURE IS NOW, YOU GIANT ASSHOLE.

When I catch sight of Melissa in the credits, I scream a little. Also, Adam's teeth are pretty radioactive too, but it works better on him than Mark, because he has skin like a newborn. Because he is a newborn.

Apprentice

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