Previously on Numbskull Fracture: Protégé apprentice-napped Amy away from VersaCorp to even the numbers. The building everyone was standing in when the task was assigned had had just about enough of Assorama, and flung a chunk of drywall at her head. The other buildings raised their roofs in approval. Assorama proceeded to spend the rest of the hour putting the "hype" in "hypochondriac." For those not suffering from life-threatening paperboard injuries, the task was to renovate and rent out an apartment, and when it came time to battle for the best location, Katrina had her Miami Heat handed to her by a plucky Idaho spud. She almost -- but not quite -- called the police to report that he had stolen her apartment, but at the last minute, she realized that the police probably don't believe in "firsties." Thanks in part to Troy's mad scheming, Protégé took the prize, and VersaCorp went to the Boardroom under the "leadership" of Katrina. She took Boyfriend Bill and Tammy with her, and when Tammy made the mistake of truthfully stating that her team was "duped," Donald found her disloyalty so "obnoxious" that he fired her. It was totally disloyalty, and not at all the fact that she's a total loony with fewer social skills than a poorly-trained Great Dane. And in news that I just didn't know what to do with, Heidi's mom got cancer. Who will be fired this week?
Credits. Wait, you're telling me Donald Trump is on this show? Why didn't they say something?
S4. Aspiring Corporate Weasel Death Watch. Troy is wearing a gray zip-up sweat-jacket and his big black cowboy hat, and that's just not working for me. It's a little too "git along, little joggers" for me, I think. The group reviews who's among the threatened -- Katrina, Tammy, and Boyfriend Bill. "I was surprised that it got so heated," Nick comments. "It was bad for the team." Ereka interviews that she was just so nervous, because she was really afraid that her white quilted shirt (she bought it for the Chanel label, only to find out it actually said "Charmin") would turn out to be a joke someone played on her. No, not really -- she was nervous because she badly wanted Tammy to be Trumped and her bestest friend Katrina to stay forever and ever so they could shop for prom dresses and have their nails done and try out their first names with their boyfriends' last names and EEEEEEEE! When Boyfriend Bill and Katrina come in at last, no one is remotely surprised, but Ereka is still all happy and fist-pumping and "yaaaay!" about it. She literally squeaks. "Rrrreeeeeeeeeeek!" She's the cheerleader at the first annual Social Caste System Super-Mega-Smackdown. There are hugs all around. "Down to nine," Troy says to a passing Kwame. "Game time right here."













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