Apprentice
Apprentice

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Kelly and Jen, sitting in a tree

Trump now tells Jen and Sandy that basically, Kelly is already in, so it's one of them that's not going to make it. Jen jumps right in, claiming that if Trump is looking for a person to work for him, she has "the intellectual horsepower to do this job." Kelly makes a face like, "Bitch, what did you just say?" Jen brags a little more about her great experience, so when Sandy is asked for her opinion, she says, "Jennifer knows how to be a lawyer, and that's pretty much it, and --" Jen cuts Sandy off in the middle of her sentence and says, "Okay, Mr. Trump?" But Sandy keeps talking, saying that being an entrepreneur and having a business is something you learn from experience, not just from a book. "How would you know, Sandy?" Jen nearly spits. "You dropped out of school, how would you know?" "Because you've never run your own company," Sandy says simply. "Have you ever taken a risk?" Jen makes, I'm sorry, one of the shittiest arguments I've ever heard when she claims that "going to Princeton and going to Harvard and competing with the finest in the country" is a risk. Okay, is she serious? Going into the Ivy League is a risky decision now? And the reason is that the people you're in school with are so smart? Good grief, if you're so threatened by other smart people that you consider it risky just to be in the same environment they're in -- a risk on par with owning a business that could fail as a result of forces largely outside your control -- then that says a great deal about you right there. I'm sorry, Princeton and Harvard are great schools and they say a lot about your academic abilities, but that is not a risk. ["I could go on at some length here, but I'll confine myself to remarking that it's people like Jen who make people like myself pretend we went to Rutgers." -- Sars] And then, even worse, Jen claims that "moving across the country" is a risk, even when you do it in order to take a gazillion-dollar law firm job. Wow, I am a lot riskier than I thought. I've moved a couple of times already! And sometimes, I haven't even had a job yet! I'm lucky to be alive.

Apprentice

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