Then Leslie and Charmaine sit down at the piano and write the song and get it done really easily. Bryce interviews that a true leader finds someone "as good or better" than himself at a given task, and then you just "let them go." Hang on, I have to write that down. Okay, sorry. So he names Tarek the Creative Director, because that has worked so well every other week, and somewhere, batty old Theresa rolls over in her Center For Intra-Spection. Tarek gets the singers going and orders the musicians around and has a great time being the boss of everybody. They get the song going, and Charmaine and Leslie bop around and Tarek dances like a tool, which Charmaine finds cute for like one second. It is. Bryce interviews, preciously: "I'm proud of that. They came together. I think we nailed the task." Awww. But you were a half-hour late, to a meeting that you will never understand was ten times the useless lame handjob for Doug and Debbie than it was to you, because to them, it was just taking time out of their day to play in the sandbox with some game show contestants, and then go back to their real life jobs, which they earned and worked for. Think about that for a second, would you? And also: "At least they didn't have a fist fight" is not a claim to fame, douchebag. Especially when you are always one of the ones implicated in the fighting. The arrogance of becoming PM and thinking, "Finally, someone that can make them behave: Me!" is its own thing, but it's redoubled when you're one of the big babies in question.

A woman whom I am told is named Tina, although I heard "Tweety the Asian Secretary," is informed by Trump that he's going to "go out and see the kids about the jingle," and asks her if that sounds "exciting" to her, and then before she can even begin to kiss ass, he fairly screams, "IT BETTER BE!" She's like, "Have fun, dude." I like it when you're a dick, but it's okay because it's a joke, but really it's not a joke at all. He's trying to Andrea up his control issues -- "Isn't it funny that I'm seen as this controlling, effete freak of a overcompensating mess?" -- but, as with Andrea, all you can see is the tender pink skin underneath, and how gross he is.