Roxanne interviews that Sean "loves women and can relate to women well, so [total band sigh] he makes the rounds and we all know it and don't care: it's Sean." What that says to me is, "I'm pretty sure he's gay, but I do like the accent." The dude shaves the truffles over their plates, and Allie adorably, tipsily, groggily says she wants to take a picture of the food instead of eating it, because it's "too pretty." Sean digs right in, of course taking some time to shriek about truffles and food and fucking truffles and whatever. Allie and Roxanne climb all over each other to get Sean to do his "American accent" and it's stupid. Then Allie does that one thing that I love so, so much where she says something absolutely devastating and never indicates if she meant it, gabbing about his awful stupid fake accent and how "it could be a really dumb comment, and you still sound so sexy!" Michael smiles hugely at this one. I love it so much. I love Synergy like a big silly bear at the zoo. Like that one fat kid at the mall that's really good at Dance Dance Revolution and you just want to watch him take the skinny kids' money and hand them their asses, all day long. Sean interviews that there's a "certain humility" that comes from winning, and that you "take a moment to yourself" after a victory" to...I guess pat yourself on the back or wank yourself to sleep or something, "whilst everyone is celebrating." He and Allie smack cheeks, and it's so, so funny because of the unavoidable chardonnay fumble that results, and I really wish she'd take his eye out or something with a well-intended but very sudden move.
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: B- | 601 USERS: B-
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