Kristine interviews about Frank and Heidi's total lack of concept, and how they suck even more than Fairly Middlin'. We watch unending, Blair Witch-quality video of the cabinetry and faucets (see?) and whatever, Frank's lost the "good talking" thing and he's like, "Mistah Tromp, everything you touch turns ta gold!" And whatever. Then it gets interesting.

Trump: "So what's your theme?"
Heidi: "Right, our campaign is about world class luxury, and what we --"
Trump: "You got a brochure?"

Frank yells out randomly (and damagingly) that "Trump Tower Sells Itself!" Which is not only ignorant but stupid as well. Trump's like, "The fuck you say." He investigates their brochure, and his face is such, you wonder if it's like scratch-and-sniff or something. "It's black, but not really a shiny black... " he says, and Don laughs that there's not even a picture of the building. Heidi admits that there was one planned for the brochure, that didn't make it in. This is so Liberty Island, come to think of it. Ah, back when the only person I felt competent to diagnose this harshly -- besides Brent Michael Buckman -- was my darling Andrea Lake, who ended up being probably my favorite person in three seasons. But look at me now! Trump notices the WILD AMOUNT OF WRITTEN MATTER covering every solitary inch of the brochure, and bitches that if he wants to read a book, he's going to go out and get a novel. Heidi jumps into the breach to fix it, to give the presentation or to explain why the brochure sucks and cover her ass, I don't know which. "Siddown," he growls, and warns them four people might get fired. GOOD. They should be. RIGHT NOW, before this becomes a fucking farce. Trump informs Heidi that the presentation -- which he's now interrupted and finally just put to death -- was a disaster, and she's stifled into silence as usual, and hating it, and: commercial.

Trump: "Stefani and James, you are awesome and safe. Kristine, stop looking like you're going to throw up. I think I should fire both of the other teams, but since this is the rational thing to do, I'm instead going to randomly fire somebody from each team. Now, everybody that was on that team of beautiful, intelligent women, what was it called? Kinetic. Everybody from Kinetic, raise your hands."