Heidi: "Um, yeah, except Trump could see me trying to get the presentation together after the video, to make up for it, and told me to sit down after fucking around for awhile. Actually, I think we discussed that last night, as one possibility: giving the rest of the presentation after the visuals."
Frank: "YOU'RE GOING TO LIE IN FRONT OF DONALD TRUMP? LIKE A LIAR? LIKE A LYING WOMAN?"
Heidi: "Um, I thought you could roll with it. I kicked it to you, you played the video, I didn't get to deliver it. I'm not saying it's your fault, I'm saying don't kick me under the bus because Trump got ADD at a bad time."
Frank: "NOBODY INTERRUPTED YOU. YOU DID NOTHING."
Heidi: "It's a loss leader. You touched on the points in the video and there was only so much left to say. I'm not going to argue this with you, it's too hard to think dumb."
Frank: "YOU DIDN'T DO THE PRESENTATION!"
Trump: "Whose fault is the shitty presentation?"
Frank: "One sec. You're gonna like this."
Frank: "So Heidi. What were you doing while I was working?"
Heidi: "Are you an idiot? I was writing the content for the eventual brochure."
Frank: "Finally! The truth!"
Heidi: "Fucking whatever. Look, Trump. I wanted to start the presentation earlier, and give you a nice folder with the brochure and everything. I mean, remember the SmartMouth campaign? I'm good at this. It's something I'm demonstrably good at. I won last week with it. Why would I suddenly fuck that up?"
Don: "So then why didn't you? Why are you lying?"
Heidi: "I didn't have access to the tools I needed, because Frank couldn't focus and get the video done, and ignored my responsibilities because he misunderstands the way the brochure needed to be done."
Don: "But if he was doing the video, shouldn't you have been doing this?"
Heidi: "Am I not speaking loudly enough? What is going on here? The graphic designer was tied up, and I didn't have access to the tools I needed, because Frank couldn't focus and get the video done, and ignored my responsibilities because he misunderstands the way the brochure needed to be done."
Frank: "All you have to do is type it in! Punch it in! On the keybox!"
Heidi: "Um, this screaming? This is how he acts. He gets distracted, he doesn't understand the parts of the task that aren't tasked to him --"
Frank: "Distracted! What was I doing, cartwheels?"
Trump: "HO! Good one! You have distracted me! We are the same, and thus have no idea what she's talking about!"