Apprentice
Life In The Luxury Lane

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Lesson Seven: Sometimes The Joke Is Not On You

Kinetic: Not really. You're turning a funny color, but nobody really cares if you live or die, so mostly it's just creepy.
Trump: I DO NOT APPRECIATE THINGS SOMETIMES!

Derek interviews, as a true reality lover, you gotta know to keep it schtum in the BR, and he totally forgot, and whatever. He doesn't point out, because obviously he doesn't know, how you never ever tread on Trump's personal shit like that, especially when he's got that sneaky mean look in his eye like that: he is looking for a reason, and you not only handed it to him, but pushed some of his inner trashy buttons at the same time. Dumb.

Trump: WHITE TRASH IS A HORRIBLE EXPRESSION THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. I WOULD NEVER HIRE WHITE TRASH, BUT EVEN IF HE WAS JOKING IT'S NOT OKAY, AND IF HE'S NOT JOKING IT'S GOOD THAT HE WAS UP FRONT ABOUT BEING WHITE TRASH, WHATEVER THAT IS. I AM NOT YET APPEASED! MORTALS, ONE MORE OF YOU SHALL FALL.
Randal: [Keeps interrupting Trump throughout the rest of the boardroom, enraging him further.]
Trump: [I swear to God he nearly backhands Randal at one point; it's supremely freaky.]

Jenn: Whatever, dude. Fire me. I dare you.
Muna: Yeah, do that.
Heidi: Bzzzzt...
Trump: Heidi, are you...
Randal: -- It's interesting that you...
Trump: SWEAR TO GOD, RANDAL. GIVE ME A REASON.
Randal: Whatever, you've been keeping me in a locked room since last season making copies of TPS reports and opening Trump-owned strip clubs in Reno. I will do whatever it takes to get away from you.
Trump: WHY WAS THERE A GLARE ON THE SCREENS DURING YOUR PRESENTATION?
Jenn: Because the sun moves across the sky every day, from east to west. Fucking fire me.
Trump: ANGELA CAN YOU BENCH PRESS ME OR GIVE ME A PIGGY BACK RIDE BECAUSE I AM A SICK OLD FUCK?
Randal: More to the point, guys ...
Trump: RANDAL IF YOU EVER FUCKING SPEAK AGAIN I WILL HAVE YOUR FAMILY KILLED.
Surya: [Says nothing, because he has nothing to say, forever and for all time.]
Jenn: Look, I've got my bags packed and everything. I'm wearing comfortable shoes. Tell me to hit the road. I'll show myself out, how about that?
Trump: SURYA WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING? I TOLD YOU TO START TALKING!
Surya: That's right, sir, my Sixth Sense picked up on that even though you didn't.
Trump: RANDAL MY SIXTH SENSE CAN HEAR YOU THINKING WHILE I'M TALKING AND TRYING TO GET SURYA TO TALK. YOU ARE ON THIN ICE, LITTLE MAN. REBECCA JARVIS IS A PHONE CALL AWAY. REMEMBER THAT ALWAYS.

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