Apprentice
Life In The Luxury Lane

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Lesson Seven: Sometimes The Joke Is Not On You

Randal: I wasn't thinking.
Surya: Me neither!

Trump: WHY DOES YOUR TEAM HATE YOU AND DISRESPECT YOU?
Jenn: Um, when did they say that?
Trump: IN MY MIND!
Jenn: Guys?
Kinetic: No, we love you and totally respect you, we were just instructed to throw you under the bus because you're an easy target. Don't take it personally?
Jenn: Totally not! You guys are great! I have had so much fun with you guys, respecting your opinions and individual strengths and skills!
Kinetic: That's so crazy! So did we!
Trump: I HAVEN'T BEEN HUGGED ONCE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
Jenn: That's really sad. Can I go now?
Trump: EVERYBODY HATES YOU!
Jenn: Fine, yeah, they do. Whatever.
Trump: YOU'RE FIRED!
Jenn: Christ already. Bye, guys.
Kinetic: Bye, girl! Call me! Hit up my MySpace!
Jenn: Will do! Good luck getting away from this awful game show!
Kinetic: And congrats on doing just that!

Then they go outside and have a slumber party about how awesome they are and what a fucking joke Donald Trump and this show turned out to be, and it's the best episode ever, and meanwhile Surya and Randal are lined up against the wall of the boardroom with apples on their heads and DT shooting arrows at them, and the whole time they're going, "Thank you sir, good shot sir, try again sir, that was my spleen Mr. Trump, good shot sir." For the rest of their lives.

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