Sam smirks a lot more than he probably should at this turn of events. There are three people in this room -- he should remember that somebody is probably watching his behavior. He also bows to everyone on his way out. Heh. Trump explains to the Viceroys that he just saw nothing in David. Smart, maybe, but not interesting. Downstairs, David gets into a cab. When you have been fired, no limo for you!

In the back of the cab where his exit interview is apparently happening, David gives you a pretty good idea of why everyone hated him and he got booted: "I take solace in the fact that I have a higher IQ than the other fifteen contestants, which just goes to show you that there's little correlation between IQ and success in lemonade sales." God, what an asshole. I didn't know how relieved I was that they kicked him out first until right then.

Next week: Running in heels! Fist-pounding! Bickering! Threatening! Sleeping on the job! Jets! Donald in a pink tie! I'm embarrassed to say...I'm sort of psyched. Not about the pink tie, though.