At Target, Audrey, Kristen, Tara, Tana, and Angie are all shopping for textiles when Audrey gets a call about the fourteen new toilets Brian just ordered. Audrey wrinkles her brow. She says into the Space Communicator that she doesn't really think replacing all the toilets is a good way to spend money. Audrey explains that they'll just get new seats, but Brian tells her it's too late -- the toilets are already taken apart and pulled out. Audrey looks into the camera in a highly annoyed interview. "If we were to lose this task, it would be because Brian chose to throw out fourteen toilets that people shit in," she says with frustration. And I instantly love her a little. Brian also tells her on the Space Communicator that she needs to stop talking, because he's trying to call the carpet guy. They hang up. "What a fucking prick," Audrey says to the other women. I'm telling you, I didn't like her that much before, but I like her potty mouth. And I love that they left in her saying "fucking prick," just like they leave in football coaches screeching "MOTHERFUCKER!" at the ref, like you can't read lips that well. "You're not going to know the difference between a $500 toilet and a $5 toilet," she grumps in her interview. "Your ass doesn't know the difference." Hee. It's not common that you get the opportunity to use the expression "don't underestimate my ass" in quite such a literal sense. "Brian will never get it," she says. I wish she had added, "At least not from me."