Trump explains Jennifer from Australia: the Trumpanies are "always on the search and lookout for new talent," and with Jennifer they've "found a winner." Luckily, we don't have to watch Carolyn burst into laughter, then tears, at this. Trump wants the Apprenti to develop new talent in a different but no-less-sexy in-dust-ry, the radio in-dust-ry. He explains that XM Satellite Radio has a value of $9.5B, 150 channels, and millions of subscribers. So that's this week's awkward segue: he "auditioned" Miss Universe -- which has no talent competition, even as a token nod to it being two centuries since that shit was unacceptable -- and found her to be "sexy," just like the radio in-dust-ry. God, he's creepy. They'll find an artist with the most talent, write a song and produce the track, and then the song will be played on one of XM's premiere stations, XM Café. The team whose song best fits the format wins.
Clay interviews some more shit that makes me see red: "I wanna win this task so bad, just so that Mr. Trump can say, 'Hey guys, what happened with y'all? You know, you said it was all Clay's fault but Clay goes to the other team and they win.'" Points for the near-perfect linguistic impersonation of Trump, demerits for missing the point of the universe and everything that matters, here or anywhere. Every section of your life. Again. "Sure will suck to be them!" he continues. No matter how many times I cobra the screen, he stays there, pissing me off. It's not about making you feel great and validating your me-v.-everybody stand, douchebag. It's about performance. This is why Alla is better than Clay, at the least: no matter what else about her, she wants to win because she wants to be the next Apprentice, not because she wants to get revenge on somebody that was mean to her in high school. It would be funny if he'd said, like he did on the deep-sea-fishing reward, " So I can finally show Josh!" But basically that's...what he's saying. Whatever part of the world is currently making him unhappy for no reason whatsoever, he'd like Daddy Trump to punish them for their meanness.