ASAP's pizzeria. Wacky music plays while Niki makes a pizza. She volunteered to be a chef since she's been a mom. Lisa plays with a ball of dough that she thinks is just like a breast implant, while Nene jumps right in and does everything. At least according to Nene, who tells us, "I greased the pans, I greased my hands, I greased my ass. I mean, I just did everything." Lisa wonders why it's taken Star 2 1/2 hours to get the menu and fliers ready, because her nine-year-old could have done it in twenty minutes. Star says it's taking a long time for a deliberate reason: "Because I knew what I was doing." The guys of Backbone are sweating all over their pizza dough, which is disgusting, but at least we know they're working hard. I just wouldn't want to eat any of it. When Hatch comes down and sees the toppings David's made, he says it's enough for about five pizzas. Jose interviews that Hatch is a tyrant, but he doesn't want to get in a fight with him, because all hell will break loose.
Next day. Backbone's menus and T-shirts say "Buy a Pie for Charity." Busey's in a costume, which Lil Jon says makes him look like "a damn crazy man," which he says is just what they want. As if Busey ever looks another way. Hatch and David are going at it again, so David tells us that Hatch has "anger issues" and that he spent four years in a federal penitentiary for "cheating and lying." Tax evasion, actually, but I guess that's pretty much the same. David asks Hatch not to push him or touch him please, and Hatch apologizes, then interviews that "poor David," but says that everyone has to go, so bye bye, David.