Apprentice
Apprentice

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Miss Alli: B | 562 USERS: B-
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Puttering around

Angie wonders where Audrey went. She interviews while sitting somewhere looking dejected and totally on TV that the team is "dysfunctional" and "completely crippled," and explains that the team needed to have a talk. Out on the balcony of the Love Palace, Angie smokes as she and Audrey have a chat. Audrey talks about how she was embarrassed about things that "had nothing to do with anything we were talking about," so I suspect that's about the business with her husband. Chris comes out onto the balcony, interrupting while saying he doesn't want to interrupt. I love it when people say that. It never means anything except, "I want to interrupt." Literally. You could put "I want to interrupt" in place of "I don't want to interrupt" in every case in which the latter has ever been used, and you would get more honest results. Audrey angrily says that she didn't come to have anyone treat her like a child. She then launches into a painful speech in which she tearfully explains that her parents both went to prison and she wound up on her own, living in a car when she was 17. "I am where I'm at today because I have crawled and begged." She goes on to talk about how girls hated her when she was little because she was so pretty, and she wanted to scar her own face. Ohhh, boy. See, of course it makes you sound full of yourself to talk about how beautiful you were, and of course she's immature, but...I mean, she's screwed up over it, is the thing, so it's very hard for me to chalk it up to a high opinion of herself. I don't think she's lying when she says that about having considered scarring her face, and if you assume that's sincere, then there's more going on in this scene than should ever have been introduced into this show, really. People who are open wounds from a psychological perspective really don't make entertaining television, to me, because I feel like I shouldn't be looking. (See: The last episode of Married By America.)

Apprentice

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