Apprentice
Apprentice

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Miss Alli: B | 562 USERS: B-
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Puttering around

Rather hilariously, the Trump motto of the week is "Play Golf," so he gives a little speech about how people become friends playing golf who hate each other in all other circumstances. He plays golf with some other guys who probably are in the process of letting him win. Speaking of people who hate each other.

Back at the Love Palace, Audrey says she would like to be PM, as she feels "up to the ball game" and whatnot. Sigh. She argues that she has, after all, played miniature golf herself, which is...a little painful, as an argument. It's even more painful when Carolyn, apparently sitting in on the meeting, rolls her eyes. The Bassoon of Ineptitude honks ominously as Audrey says she'd love to take on being the PM. John continues to look at the laptop and not at Audrey as he says that he thinks the PM should be the person who has the "least personal problems with anybody else," which he thinks would leave Chris. Not that Chris volunteered to be PM. And not that Chris doesn't appear to have some kind of anger management issue that causes him to bark out things about his sexuality that we don't need to know. John tells Audrey she shouldn't manage the task, because she swore and walked away from him last night. "I don't feel comfortable with you being in charge of my future. Sorry, I don't." He goes on: "Maybe next task, but not today." Gee, Dad, can I be the PM next task? He's just being such a prick, and even though I kind of see his point, he's being an utter ass about it and it's just not necessary. Audrey interviews that she didn't appreciate John saying, in front of Carolyn, that she shouldn't be PM just because she wasn't letting the rest of the team "step all over" her. Back in the meeting, she drags out "stepping up to the plate" again as she says that it's about wanting to prove herself. "This is about business," she says, "and my business, is business." Did you get all that? Yeah, me neither. She says she really wants to do it, and wants to use everybody's skills, and ultimately, the team decides that they'll let her be the PM. Angie interviews that she was glad to see Audrey sell the team on her leadership, but Angie will never sell me on that scarf she's wearing, and that's not even mentioning the yellow bucket hat. Yikes. Oh, and what does Angie think Audrey needs to do? "Step up to the plate." AGAIN.

Apprentice

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