http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2012 Mon, 21 May 2012 09:34:55 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification And the Winner Is...: No meltdowns, no screaming matches, no boardroom battle to the death? What the hell kind of show is this? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/and-the-winner-is-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/and-the-winner-is-1.php Mon, 21 May 2012 09:34:55 -0500 And Then There Were Two: There's no wedding in this penultimate episode of the season. There's no mural either, just endless arguments between Clay and Debbie Gibson about one. But just try and stop me from making a Toni Collette reference! Just try. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/and-then-there-were-two.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/and-then-there-were-two.php Mon, 14 May 2012 11:45:29 -0500 Blown Away: Teresa Guidice never really brought the combativeness that Donald Trump was expecting of her. Also, she's of sub-average intelligence. That she made the top five at all is an indictment of more people than I care to fathom. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/blown-away-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/blown-away-1.php Mon, 07 May 2012 10:05:58 -0500 Jingle All the Way Home: Dayana takes the reins for a jingle-writing competition and ends up antagonizing both Clay and Lisa, to extreme degrees. Meanwhile, Aubrey remains burdened with being the greatest person in the world. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/jingle-all-the-way-home.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/jingle-all-the-way-home.php Mon, 30 Apr 2012 07:19:52 -0500 Winning By a Nose: Who wants to smell like Donald Trump?? The teams have to sell a cologne called "Success by Donald Trump" and somehow keep everybody from laughing/barfing. Aubrey declares herself a one-woman team, but it's the Clay/Penn season long rivalry that comes to a head. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/winning-by-a-nose.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/winning-by-a-nose.php Mon, 23 Apr 2012 10:14:18 -0500 Puppet Up!: Trump hops on the Muppet bandwagon as the teams have to present a puppet show for a live audience. Paul's sedentary, Teresa's an idiot, Dayana is marginalized and Lisa is maybe in need of some meds. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/puppet-up.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/puppet-up.php Mon, 16 Apr 2012 09:49:06 -0500 Ad Hawk: Everything is happiness and harmony on a challenge for Entertainment.com, until it isn't anymore. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/ad-hawk.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/ad-hawk.php Mon, 09 Apr 2012 10:17:00 -0500 Walking Papers: Debbie Gibson runs afoul of Teresa yet again, Aubrey and Arsenio become the Nene and Star of this season and the Teflon dunce, Lou Ferrigno, gets another teammate fired. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/walking-papers.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/walking-papers.php Mon, 02 Apr 2012 10:09:30 -0500 Party Like a Mock-Star: The teams are tasked with throwing launch parties for new flavors of Crystal Light. Clay gets his sing on while the women get along for once, but Aubrey's horrible grudge against Venezuela rears its obnoxiously red head. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/party-like-a-mock-star.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/party-like-a-mock-star.php Mon, 26 Mar 2012 09:28:12 -0500 I'm Going To Mop the Floor With You: When the teams have to create a viral video for a mop, Lou Ferrigno dances his way to victory for Unanimous, even as Penn Jillette finds himself positioned as the new villain. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/im-going-to-mop-the-floor-with.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/im-going-to-mop-the-floor-with.php Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:05:43 -0500 Failure to Launch: When the Celeb-pprenti are tasked with pimping out the Buick Verano, the women eke out a victory as Michael Andretti snubs his orders to be Project Manager for Unanimous and Adam Carolla refuses to bring two men back to the boardroom. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/failure-to-launch.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/failure-to-launch.php Mon, 12 Mar 2012 09:58:52 -0500 How Much Is That Celebrity in the Window?: The ladies finally secure a win when even two big-time gays can't help team Unanimous in a window display task based around Ivanka Trump's shoes and accessories. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/how-much-is-that-celebrity-in.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/how-much-is-that-celebrity-in.php Mon, 05 Mar 2012 07:22:52 -0500 Getting Medieval: The teams must create a 15-minute performance for Medieval Times. In the boardroom, Lou Ferrigno hulks out when the threat of being fired arises, but it's a bitter argument between Lisa Lampanelli and Victoria Gotti that really brings emotions to the surface. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/getting-medieval.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/getting-medieval.php Mon, 27 Feb 2012 10:25:28 -0500 Hero Worship: American Chopper boss Paul Teutul Sr. picks on George Takei, which is unacceptable. A tatted-up chick makes it rain on Clay Aiken. And, despite, a snore-inducing demonstration of harmony and team spirit, one of the ladies admits this competition isn't for her.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/hero-worship.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/hero-worship.php Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:25:41 -0500 7Up Finale Part 2: Sweet Victory: It's not enough that John Rich wins; he also gets Trump to sport a cowboy hat on live TV, shocking his children and all of America. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/7up-finale-part-2-sweet-victor.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/7up-finale-part-2-sweet-victor.php Mon, 23 May 2011 09:57:15 -0500 Retro Rumble: Our final two are both asked to do this (after their two other competitors are eliminated) in a challenge to celebrate the retro "uncola." http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/retro-rumble.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/retro-rumble.php Mon, 16 May 2011 06:41:22 -0500 Laugh On: Ding dong, the witch is dead. This episode gets an A+ because we got rid of three people -- including America's worst nightmare -- whittling our way down to the final four. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/laugh-on.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/laugh-on.php Mon, 09 May 2011 09:43:16 -0500 Shear Madness: As the men calmly sail through another challenge (this one about styling women's hair, of all things), Star and NeNe go toe-to-toe from the start of the episode to the end. It's almost Shakespearean in magnitude, and they'll fortunately both be around another week. Also Shakespearean? A ghost of firings past returns to haunt us. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/shear-madness.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/shear-madness.php Mon, 02 May 2011 09:39:23 -0500 Bitter Suites: The teams are tasked with making an ad for the Trump Hotel Collection, which is a colossal failure. But someone has to lose. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/bitter-suites.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/bitter-suites.php Mon, 25 Apr 2011 09:35:26 -0500 Raising the Steaks: Because, after leading a steak-cooking task, he's finally, gloriously, done. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/raising-the-steaks.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-apprentice/raising-the-steaks.php Mon, 18 Apr 2011 10:12:54 -0500