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            <title>Apprentice - Under the Hammer</title>
            <description>Under the Hammer: Trump makes his choice between the nice guy and the successful guy. Try to act surprised.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:26:14 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Going Once, Twice, You&apos;re Fired</title>
            <description>Going Once, Twice, You&apos;re Fired: Trace and Piers begin the final confrontation.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:26:01 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Bread And Badda-Bing</title>
            <description>Bread And Badda-Bing: Never mind the misspelling in the episode title; the hinted-at Vinnie Pastore cameo never happened anyway.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:10:38 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Painting By Numbers</title>
            <description>Painting By Numbers: What happens if Omarosa loses to Piers by a 20-to-1 margin? Well, we&apos;ll never know, because she loses worse than that.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:50:35 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - The Money Shot</title>
            <description>The Money Shot: Tito scores the most profitable loss of his career.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:31:18 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Quality, Value, And Chaos</title>
            <description>Quality, Value, And Chaos: The teams compete to sell you crap you don&apos;t need. More so than usual, we mean.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:28:12 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - The Mane Event</title>
            <description>The Mane Event: The episode title isn&apos;t just a lame pun; it&apos;s a prizefight up in here.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:35:03 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Window Of Opportunity</title>
            <description>Window Of Opportunity: To dump your Telemundo stock, that is.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 23:38:31 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - The Croc And The Rat</title>
            <description>The Croc And The Rat: Those shoes are made for walking, and that&apos;s just what Vinnie does. In circles.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:44:56 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - A Knight On Broadway</title>
            <description>A Knight On Broadway: There are a lot of hits on Broadway, and Empresario takes one of them.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:13:23 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Mr. Outside The Box</title>
            <description>Mr. Outside The Box: Gene is so sure he led the women to victory in this task that he gets himself fired rather than risk having to admit otherwise.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:00:32 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Task: Pedigree Community Awareness Ad</title>
            <description>Task: Pedigree Community Awareness Ad: Who can make a better ad with cute animals and emotional appeal? It&apos;s not who you&apos;d think.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:43:13 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Task: Selling Hot Dogs</title>
            <description>Task: Selling Hot Dogs: There are plenty of wieners to go around.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:32:06 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Lessons Learned</title>
            <description>Season 6 Decision Time: Trump takes out first Frankie and Nikki, then -- for reasons only known to him -- James, resulting in one of the only legitimate winners in the history of this show. That takes up five minutes; the rest is mostly Hair and whinging.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Lesson Thirteen: Stinky Bums Are Definitely Funny</title>
            <description>The Final Four: Totally Bizarre: Nicole ROCKS, Frank is HELPFUL and MOTIVATED, and Stefani SAYS and DOES things. In front of everybody! Less Bizarre: James is deluded and sucky; returnees Tim and Surya say nothing for the entire task. Not That Bizarre At All Really: returnees Aaron and Angela turn invisible, while the stronger personalities shine; Don&apos;s hair reaches weirdness levels equaling that of his father&apos;s.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Lesson Twelve: Go With Your Gut</title>
            <description>Las Vegas, Baby!: The tents are gone, there are no more Project Managers, the Apprenti reshuffle into three teams, and the world is finally rid of the strong, independent, beautiful, intelligent women of Kinetic.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Lesson Eleven: The Smartness Is In The Science!</title>
            <description>Shut Your Smartmouth: But Frank&apos;s is still M.I.A., as Tim openly states when he gets backed into the corner during this season&apos;s second-grossest boardroom.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Lesson Ten: After This Interview I&apos;m Still Me</title>
            <description>Girls On Rollerskates: Angela learns that Olympian and Workhorse are not an entire person; Frank continues to be weirdly awesome; Tim and Nicole have strengths and weaknesses some more.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Lesson Nine: Pain Is Temporary</title>
            <description>Soap Gets In Your Eyes: Trump&apos;s continuing breakdown in the face of massive disrespect hits another level; Nicole is gross in a bathroom; Heidi reveals her awesome true reality.</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Apprentice - Lesson Eight: The Level Of Our Incompetence</title>
            <description>Bend It Like Donald: A half-time show for some soccer team I&apos;ve never heard of means skits about vitamins, lots of bitching, the exposure of James&apos;s CYA nature, and Muna&apos;s emergence into the radar. In other news, it&apos;s really hard to create compelling or fun skits about vitamins.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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