Regal music welcomes Mosaic to Petrossian as Pamela interviews that she was excited about this -- she was happy to get out of the suite, and she loves her caviar. We watch as the champagne is poured and the trays of caviar are brought out. Wes, in an interview, calls it "a metaphor for the lifestyle of Donald Trump." Yep -- expensive and fishy. The caviar lady explains about the different types of caviar, and Pamela notes in a voice-over that the guys felt a little out of it with the caviar, but she felt right at home, asking for all her preferred accoutrements and such. Andy adds in his interview that he had been up for 30 hours (oy), and all he had eaten was a cheeseburger, and here he was, filling his belly with "$4,000 in fish eggs." He comments at the table that he has twenty dollars stuck in his teeth. Heh. Okay, a little funny, even though I really don't like him.
Kelly stands up and gives an inspirational, go-team speech about what a great job everyone did. Pamela interviews that she thinks Kelly's "leadership training" was helpful, and "he performed very, very well." "He's a military guy," she says. "It helps." Andy stands up and says that he wants everyone to stay friends. "'Cause it's never personal," he puts in. Oh, he is so worldly wise. I bet he learned that in Junior Achievement. "I just want to say I love you!" Chris says, standing to join the schlockfest. John comes up behind Chris and gives him a very...uh, intimate hug. They all laugh hysterically, and Pamela sits there like, "Whatever, I need more crackers."
The next day, Jennifer M. talks about how, going into the Boardroom, they all know that Apex "need[s] a strong team." And she thinks they need to "trim the fat." Well, they'll be looking a while if that's the case, considering that nobody on the entire team looks like she's eaten since last Christmas. Maria tells Jennifer C. that she thinks "it's going to get really ugly." And that's just the skirts. Rimshot! Jennifer wants to make decisions "prior to going in there." Meaning? Conspire, conspire, conspire!
Asked who she thinks should go, Sandy proposes Ivana, and Jennifer agrees. Their comments suggest that the silliness with the carts being separated and confused went on for three hours. Lord. Don't they all have phones? What the hell? Maria looks noncommittal about the booting, and in an interview, she agrees that Ivana "did not step up to the plate." Where on earth would these people be without sports metaphors, I ask you? And then we see Ivana approach Maria in the suite and tell her that they need to talk. Maria continues in the interview, saying that she had expected strong leadership from Ivana, and that was why she nominated her. Oh, high expectations of your fellow Trumpettes. Rookie mistake. On the balcony of S5, Ivana asks Maria what people are saying, and Maria says, "I can tell you this much: seeds of discontent regarding unorganization are being planted at every turn." How can none of these women know the word "disorganized"? How is that possible? I'm not saying they have to be English majors -- don't they watch Clean Sweep? Damn. Anyway, Ivana says that she wants to have a team meeting -- well, with select members -- to decide whom to pick on, so that it won't be her. She doesn't say "pick on," but that's what she wants. She then interviews that the "females on the team" are reacting in this dramatic way -- "worried, nervous, explosive." She does not add, "And sort of grossed out by the way I led the team." Ivana claims that she called the meeting in the suite to discuss the events of the previous day and make sure they were "all on the same page." Yeah. If all the sheep don't "baa" in unison, it can create real problems.













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