It is evening in New York. Lights are coming on, fools are being fired. Well, fools are about to be fired. Everyone files into the Boardroom, Ivana carrying a legal pad under her arm. Ivana, Ivana...Trump doesn't like notes, remember? When Trump arrives, he sits down and tells them that their loss looks fairly sizeable when you consider that the other team spent money on ingredients and gave some to charity. So in gross on-the-street sales, they kind of got stomped. Ivana insists that her team "had a very solid strategy," but it was all about their TKTS location, and that fell through when the mean street vendor got all up in their faces. "Is that really the big problem? I mean, that's why you lost? So you moved across the street," Carolyn says, already pretty cranked for this particular Boardroom. Ivana insists that yes, it made that much of a difference, because it ruined their plan to "flank 7th Avenue and Broadway." Eh. I don't think Ivana is up to a plan that has the word "flank" in it. Trump asks why they didn't take on the street vendor, and Ivana says that she didn't want to "shoot [her]self in the foot." Trump points out that she did, because she's now saying that's why they lost. And indeed, if she thought it was that critical to her strategy, she should have put up more of a fuss.
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