Team Sean. Finally, Sean realizes that he should have been meeting with Pontiac cutie instead of pretending to plan his wedding with Tammy and dreaming of the day she'd carry him across the threshold, and vows to "redeem" himself "as much as possible." Go ahead and check out how he plans to do this, because it is gorgeous. There's a spotlight on the stage, and under that spotlight will drive a Pontiac, and out of that Pontiac will step Donald Trump, and standing next to Donald Trump will be a member of the Barenaked Ladies wearing a panda bear costume. Pontiac cutie is like, "And then what happens is that they find you in a quarry." Sean is like, "Well, can we have a person in a panda bear suit wandering at random?" And Pontiac cutie is like, "I don't give a shit what you do with your panda suit but keep it away from my brand." And Sean is like, "How about Trump drives up in the car and...that is all?" And the Pontiac cutie is like, "Right, like I already said at the beginning of the conversation before your minor stroke when you suddenly could not manage to quit with the panda suit." And Sean's response: "I get you, I get you. We're on the same page." Ugh. Oh, are you? I think the deal here is that it's supposed to illustrate the issues Sean is having with balancing the branding concerns of the corporate and charity sponsors, except for how in previous years this was due to the weirdness of one or both of THEM, and not due entirely to the weirdness of SEAN.
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: C | 616 USERS: B-
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