Then there was the celebrity sightseeing tour, where James "scored" with the creative idea of boobs, and then screamed for one hundred years in his horrible voice. Michelle was kind of out of her mind, as was Tim, so their team lost. Then Michelle abruptly told Trump to not only take the job, but also to shove it. This created a rip in the timespace continuum of Trump's self-image (stalwart masculine manquÃ© swinging prodigious lead pipe) that it took him like three boardrooms at least to get those big-girl panties off and resume being disgusting. With Michelle gone and Trump carrying a purse, Arrow won their next task, which resulted in loving looks of love from Nicole toward Tim, in addition to gross food on the beach and some sexy piano playing. Sometime later, they made out drunkenly and couldn't really tell you why, but it got [spoiler!] fired.
Then over the next four weeks: a mall in Central America, Derek being hot, some bees, Derek being scorching hot, honey everywhere, Derek slightly less hot in a beekeeper suit, Frank and Tim screwing around, Nicole acting foolish, one thousand firings, a chicken bowl with like Grape-Nuts and pine needles in it, a wondrous car that was also a witch, Marisa sloping back to the Hinterlands to once more forage with her insanely tall kind, Aaron lounging around in his underwear in your imagination, Aimee getting a little scary, Derek being crazy hot, Jenn being awesome and getting in your face, the psycho freakout thrillride of vitamin supplements. Then came the "webisode" episode, which is memorable here because of how it was the same task as they just completed. Nicole and Tim, as though by fake, played a BF and GF and BFD, and then James was not loving their hugs of loving love, and James was dickish all the time his whole life. Nicole invented multi-camera television, and the resulting "moving pictures" were so realistic that James nearly had a heart attack, thinking it was real life. But in real life they don't propose to you near a toilet. And if they do, you tell them to go home to Momma.