Randal gets intense in interview about how his team was the best, how everything they were given -- EVERY THING THEY WERE GIVEN -- they got it done. George looks totally cute in his little outfit asking Randal how he's doing, considering the completely unplanned-for rainstorm, and Randal says that you "have to be selective and strategic about what's critical," versus what he should "leave for others to take care of." I'm not sure if this is a sarcastic edit, but we then see him walking around and schmoozing and shaking hands and kissing babies and introducing himself to VIPs and being hugged by Jerry O'Connell, who is uncomfortable hugging to a degree I've not before seen. And if this is intended, here's where I go with that: I don't remember ever seeing Randal doing anything. He's great at whatever he does, I believe that, but the camera has a hell of a time catching him at it. Next up: Carson Goddamn Rat Bastard Kressley, who really wanted to play baseball, or whatever, but Randal says he can't, "unless you wanna get wet and dirty," which, come on, Randal, you know who you're talking to, and since Carson Fucking Kressley never met an obvious entendre he couldn't double faster than a shaking monkey in a stupid little hat starts dancing when he hears that organ get to grinding, he tells Randal that getting "wet and dirty" is his "specialty," then turns to me and makes some stupid joke about "organ grinding" that I wasn't even listening to, because maybe at least Thom Filicia's around somewhere, and him I love. Randal giggles, but I sure as fuck don't. Randal interviews that "everything's coming together" and he likes that, and he chortles wonderfully.
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: A | 713 USERS: C+
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